# "Maybe Lying Doesn't Exist"

# Hobbyhorse Apology

If I sound like a broken record about school or whatever ("or whatever"), it's only because the dominant ideological trends of Society are engaging in conceptual gerrymandering that artificially raises the message length of my existence, such that I *need* to yell constantly in order to maintain my measure in social reality.

# "Heads I Win, Tails?—Never Heard of Her; Or, Selective Reporting and the Tragedy of the Green Rationalists"

# Feature Reduction

*(looking at baby/toddler photos a year apart)* "How does he look so different and yet so the same at the same time?"

"Just in case that was non-rhetorical, the answer is that your brain evolved to be good at factorizing overall appearance into orthogonal 'personal appearance' and 'age appearance' dimensions that can be tracked separately, just as [*x*, *y*] = [1, 2] and [4, 2] are so different with respect to *x*, and yet so the same with respect to *y*, at the same time."

# "Schelling Categories, and Simple Membership Tests"

# Lock Contention

"We really need another bookcase."

"I'm not thinking about that right now. But like, if you got another bookcase, I wouldn't object."

"Where would we put it?"

"I'm also not thinking about that right now, but I've already started speaking a sentence in response to your question, so I might as well finish it. Oh. I guess I just did."

# "Being Wrong Doesn't Mean You're Stupid and Bad (Probably)"

# Inconsiderate

"The sink is full and it's your turn to do the dishes! Ugh, why are you so inconsiderate of others?!"

"Not true! Note that the dishes pile up just as badly when you're away."

"So?"

"So, it's not that I'm inconsiderate of *others*; I'm inconsiderate towards *people in the future*, independently of whether they happen to be me."

# "The Univariate Fallacy"

# Minimax Search and the Structure of Cognition!

*(This is a blog post adaptation of a talk I gave at !!Con West 2019!)*

It all started at my old dayjob, where some of my coworkers had an office chess game going. I wanted to participate and be part of the team, but I didn't want to invest the effort in actually learning how to play chess well. So, I did what any programmer would do and wrote a chess engine to do it for me.

(Actually, I felt like writing a chess engine was too much of a cliché, so I decided that *my* program was an AI for a game that *happens* to be exactly like chess, except that everything has different names.)

My program wasn't actually terribly good, but I learned a lot about *how to think*, for the same reason that building a submarine in your garage in a great way to learn how to swim.

Consider a two-player board game like chess—or tic-tac-toe, Reversi, or indeed, *any* two-player, zero-sum, perfect information game. Suppose we know how to calculate how "good" a particular board position is for a player—in chess, this is traditionally done by assigning a point value to each type of piece and totaling up the point values of remaining pieces for each player. Continue reading

# Group Theory for Wellness I

(Part of Math and Wellness Month.)

Groups! A group is a set with an associative binary operation such that there exists an identity element and inverse elements! And my *favorite* thing about groups is that all the time that you spend thinking about groups, is time that you're *not* thinking about pain, betrayal, politics, or moral uncertainty!

Groups have subgroups, which you can totally guess just from the name are subsets of the group that themselves satisfy the group axioms!

The *order* of a finite group is its number of elements, but this is not to be confused with the order of an *element* of a group, which is the smallest integer such that the element raised to that power equals the identity! Both senses of "order" are indicated with vertical bars like an absolute value (|*G*|, |*a*|).

Lagrange proved that the order of a subgroup divides the order of the group of which it is a subgroup! History remains ignorant of how often Lagrange cried.

To show that a nonempty subset *H* of a group is in fact a subgroup, it suffices to show that if *x*, *y* ∈ *H*, then *xy*⁻¹ ∈ *H*.

Exercise #6 in §2.1 of Dummit and Foote *Abstract Algebra* (3rd ed'n) asks us to prove that if *G* is a commutative ("abelian") group, then the *torsion subgroup* {*g* ∈ *G* | |g| < ∞} is in fact a subgroup. I argue as follows: we need to show that if *x* and *y* have finite order, then so does *xy*⁻¹, that is, that (*xy*⁻¹)^*n* equals the identity. But (*xy*⁻¹)^*n* equals (*xy*⁻¹)(*xy*⁻¹)...(*xy*⁻¹), "*n* times"—that is, pretend *n* ≥ 3, and pretend that instead of "..." I wrote zero or more extra copies of "(*xy*⁻¹)" so that the expression has *n* factors. (I usually dislike it when authors use ellipsis notation, which feels so icky and informal compared to a nice Π or Σ, but let me have this one.) Because group operations are associative, we can drop the parens to get *xy*⁻¹ *xy*⁻¹ ... *xy*⁻¹. And because we said the group was commutative, we can reörder the factors to get *xxx*...*y⁻¹y⁻¹y*⁻¹, and *then* we can consolidate into powers to get *x*^*n* y^(−*n*)—but that's the identity if *n* is the least common multiple of |*x*| and |*y*|, which means that *xy*⁻¹ has finite order, which is what I've been trying to tell you this entire time.

# Forgive or Forget ("Or", Not "And"): A Trade-Off in Wellness Engineering

Forgiveness is an important input into Wellness, but contrary to popular belief, Forgiveness is *incompatible* with Forgetting. You can't just Forgive *in general*, you have to Forgive some *specific* sin in particular—but a *vague* description of a particular sin still corresponds to a vast space of possible sins matching that vague description.

A toy example for illustration: if you try to Forgive a three-digit integer with a 2 in the tens place, the moral force of your Forgiveness needs to spread out to cover all 9·10 = 90 possibilities (120, 121, ... 928, 929), which dilutes the amount of Forgiveness received by each integer—except the actual situation is *far* more extreme, because real-world sins are *vastly* more complicated than integers.

To truly Forgive a sin, You need to know *exactly* what the sin was and *exactly* why it happened. In order to withhold punishment, you need to compute what the optimal punishment *would* have been, had you been less merciful.

Thus, bounded agents can only approximate true Forgiveness, and even a poor approximation (*far* below the theoretical limits imposed by quantum uncertainty, which are themselves far below Absolute Forgiveness under the moral law) can be extremely computationally expensive. What we cannot afford to Forgive—where it would be impractical to mourn for weeks and months, analyzing the darkness in pain—we instead Forget.

This is how I will stop being trash, after five months of being trash. The program that sings, *I was wrong; I was wrong—even if my cause was just, I was wrong*, does not terminate. Even as the moral law requires that it finishes its work, the economic law does not permit it: it *must* be killed, its resources reallocated to something else that helps pay the rent: something like math, or whatever Wellness can exist in the presence of sin.

# The Typical Set

(Part of Math and Wellness Month.)

Say you have a biased coin that comes up Heads 80% of the time. (I like to imagine that the Heads side has a portrait of Bernoulli.) Flip it 100 times. The naïve way to report the outcome—just report the sequences of Headses and Tailses—costs 100 bits. But maybe you don't have 100 bits. What to do?

One thing to notice is that because it was a biased coin, some bit sequences are *vastly* more probable than others: "all Tails" has probability 0.2^{100} ≈ 1.268 · 10^{−70}, whereas "all Heads" has probability 0.8^{100} ≈ 2.037 · 10^{−10}, differing by a factor of *sixty orders of magnitude*!!

Even though "all Heads" is the uniquely most probable sequence, you'd still be pretty surprised to see it—there's only *one* such possible outcome, and it only happens a 2.037 · 10^{−10}th of the time. You *probably* expect to get a sequence with *about* twenty Tails in it, and there are *lots* of those, even though each individual one is less probable than "all Heads."

Call the number of times we flip our Bernoulli coin *N*, and call the entropy of the coinflip *H*. (For the 80/20 biased coin, *H* is ⅕ lg 5 + 4/5 lg 5/4 ≈ 0.7219.)

It turns out for sufficiently large *N* (I know, one of *those* theorems, right?), *almost all* of the probability mass is going to live in a subset of 2^{NH} outcomes, each of which have a probability close to 2^{−NH} (and you'll notice that 2^{NH} · 2^{−NH} = 1).

# May Is Math and Wellness Month

(Previously, previously.)

Do you ever spend five months in constant emotional pain waging a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful behind-the-scenes email campaign with the aim of securing a public clarification of a trivial philosophy-of-language issue because you're terrified that your robot cult's inability to correct politically-motivated philosophy errors implies that you've lost the Mandate of Heaven and are therefore unfit to prevent the coming robot apocalypse?

Yeah, me neither.

Did you know that May is Math and Wellness Month (source: me)?? Math and Wellness month is traditionally celebrated by performing super-well at one's dayjob, going to the gym a lot, and studying math in the evenings!

# "Where to Draw the Boundaries?"

# Another Desperate, Fervent Wish for *Star Trek: Discovery*

(Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.)

future-timeskip episode in which the AI from TOS S2E24 "The Ultimate Computer" starts taking over the galaxy, until being countered by an upload superorganism composed of copies of Lt. Cmdr. Sylvia Tilly

# Concerning Loyalty and Revenge

Retarget loyalty intuitions onto specific humans (never ideologies or collective identities). Retarget revenge intuitions onto patterns of incentives (never specific humans).

# The Right to Life, Conjugated

She's a ward of the state; you have an inalienable right to live; I'm literally more useful alive rather than dead with respect to the values of powerful coalitions.

# Concerning Motives for Cooperation

Always be peaceful and tell the truth to your friends because you love and trust them. Always be peaceful and tell the truth to cops, schoolteachers, psychiatrists, CPS agents, *&c*. because you're outgunned and bad at lying. Don't be confused about your reasons for doing things, even if you always end up doing the same thing.