Ingredients:

a packet of Starbucks Via iced coffee powder, a box of the same, a spoon, and an empty glass on a tiled counter

Instructions:

  1. Pour coffee powder in bottom of glass.
  2. Add enough water to dissolve the coffee powder; stir.
    the glass with coffee powder dissolved in a small amount of water at the bottom
  3. Pour Soylent. Soylent will mostly sink below the coffee; stir with a somewhat vertical motion until color is uniform.
    the glass mid-pour, with Soylent sinking below a layer of dark coffee the glass partway through stirring, coffee and Soylent forming a marbled pattern the finished drink, a uniform tan color, with a spoon resting in the glass
  4. Today is a good day to live! Drink; enjoy; move fast; break things!