# Last Friday Night

Originally published: 2014-11-01
Canonical URL: /2014/Nov/last-friday-night/

_[it's a blacked-out blur](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A&t=1m19s), but I'm pretty sure_

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```console
$ heroku create
Creating howling-nightmare-4505... done, stack is cedar
http://howling-nightmare-4505.herokuapp.com/ | git@heroku.com:howling-nightmare-4505.git
Git remote heroku added
```

"Did they—did they change their random words dictionary for Halloween?"

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```text
-----> Python app detected
-----> Installing runtime (python-2.7.8)
```

"What?! No! What are you doing, you crazy machine?!"

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```console
$ echo "python-3.4.1" > runtime.txt
$ g a .
$ gco -m "the month of July 2010 called and wants their programming language back"
```

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< What are you spinning up the box for?

> it's Friday night

< How does that lead to box spinning?

> previous message was an attempt at humor, as if to suggest that I'm the sort of person for whom deploying a web application fulfills a similar purpose as some sort of wild social event with drugs might for some others, about which they might offer a similarly vacuous "explanation"

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_it ru-uled_