# Audacious Resumé Lines

Originally published: 2012-12-31
Canonical URL: /2012/Dec/audacious-resume-lines/

__Short-Term Career Objective__: _make money_ and _help people_ by means of using computers to _solve problems_

__Long-Term Career Objective__: _make lots of money_ and _help people lots_ by means of wielding godlike mastery over computational existence to _solve important problems_