{"id":2350,"date":"2020-08-06T19:29:22","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T02:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=2350"},"modified":"2020-08-06T19:29:22","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T02:29:22","slug":"coffee-is-for-coders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2020\/08\/coffee-is-for-coders\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Is for Coders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one cares if you're in pain;<br \/>\nThey only want results.<br \/>\nEverywhere this law's the same,<br \/>\nIn startups, schools, and cults.<br \/>\nA child can pull the heartstrings<br \/>\nOf assorted moms and voters,<br \/>\nBut <em>your<\/em> dumb cries are all in vain,<br \/>\nAnd coffee is for coders.<\/p>\n<p>No one cares how hard you tried<br \/>\n(Though I bet it wasn't much),<br \/>\nBut work that can on be relied,<br \/>\nIf not relied as such.<br \/>\nA kitten is forgiven<br \/>\nAs are a broken gear or rotors,<br \/>\nBut <em>your<\/em> dumb crimes are full of shame,<br \/>\nAnd coffee is for coders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one cares if you're in pain; They only want results. Everywhere this law's the same, In startups, schools, and cults. A child can pull the heartstrings Of assorted moms and voters, But your dumb cries are all in vain, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2020\/08\/coffee-is-for-coders\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2352,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions\/2352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}