{"id":2187,"date":"2017-11-10T20:51:20","date_gmt":"2017-11-11T04:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=2187"},"modified":"2017-11-10T20:51:20","modified_gmt":"2017-11-11T04:51:20","slug":"cranberry-bliss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2017\/11\/cranberry-bliss\/","title":{"rendered":"Cranberry Bliss!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2014\/09\/pumpkin-spice\/\">(Previously.)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It's the tenth day of the third November of my life (that I am willing to admit to), and I am <em>determined<\/em> to wring some sort of high-sounding interpretation out of the cool air and damp sidewalks: perhaps a contrast, something about the events that directly prompt fundamental life changes (on the one hand), and the events that indirectly catalyze fundamental life changes by means of enabling the construction of a legible narrative in which the changes can be plausibly attributed to them (on the other).<\/p>\n<p>Today I am constructing a narrative about my life fundamentally changing because the coffee hegemon has started selling those medicinal (right) cranberry\/cream-cheese triangles again. Not that hastening my <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/05\/more-running\/\">inevitable horrible cardiac death<\/a> with dessert bars is like a series arc or anything, but it's a thing I learned today that is salient enough to be repurposed as a <em>trigger<\/em>, a reminder that the autumn\u2013winter windustrial complex is upon us again, that this is <em>supposed<\/em> to be my favorite time of year, that there <em>simply is no reason I won't<\/em> attune myself to perceive nature's cyclic harmonies, then perform every San Francisco software engineer's sacred duty and <em>disrupt the living fuck out of them<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Previously.) It's the tenth day of the third November of my life (that I am willing to admit to), and I am determined to wring some sort of high-sounding interpretation out of the cool air and damp sidewalks: perhaps a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2017\/11\/cranberry-bliss\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2187"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2194,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions\/2194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}