{"id":2150,"date":"2017-05-28T14:08:03","date_gmt":"2017-05-28T21:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2017-05-28T14:08:03","modified_gmt":"2017-05-28T21:08:03","slug":"gems-will-be-gems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2017\/05\/gems-will-be-gems\/","title":{"rendered":"Gems Will Be Gems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>In the gaming hall at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fanime.com\/\">FanimeCon<\/a> in a nearby alternate universe in which my analogue was smart enough to come up with the punchline in real time <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/09\/is-there-affirmative-action-for-incompetent-crossplay\/\">(Pearl cosplay previously on <em>An Algorithmic Lucidity<\/em>)<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hey, aren't you supposed to be babysitting a little purple kid?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Amethyst can take care of herself.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Really?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;... we have insurance.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the gaming hall at FanimeCon in a nearby alternate universe in which my analogue was smart enough to come up with the punchline in real time (Pearl cosplay previously on An Algorithmic Lucidity) &quot;Hey, aren't you supposed to be &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2017\/05\/gems-will-be-gems\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[89,85],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2154,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions\/2154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}