{"id":2050,"date":"2016-12-29T05:00:01","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T13:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=2050"},"modified":"2016-12-28T20:51:53","modified_gmt":"2016-12-29T04:51:53","slug":"ecstasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/12\/ecstasy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ecstasy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/12\/alpha-gamma-phi\/\">(Previously.)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&quot;I'm <a href=\"https:\/\/xkcd.com\/910\/\">naming my daughter<\/a> <em>Climara<\/em>.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Bro, you know you're not going to <em>have<\/em> any kids if you stay on that stuff.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Previously.) &quot;I'm naming my daughter Climara.&quot; &quot;Bro, you know you're not going to have any kids if you stay on that stuff.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2051,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050\/revisions\/2051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}