{"id":1890,"date":"2016-06-28T23:27:34","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T06:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1890"},"modified":"2016-06-28T23:27:34","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T06:27:34","slug":"worlds-collide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/06\/worlds-collide\/","title":{"rendered":"Worlds Collide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the future, instead of the endless runaround war of &quot;I'm offended!&quot; and &quot;I'm offended that you're offended!&quot;, our children's children's children will just write down their utility functions and use an off-the-shelf algorithm to merge them and compute the exact, correct tensor of offendedness under the unified consensus social norms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the future, instead of the endless runaround war of &quot;I'm offended!&quot; and &quot;I'm offended that you're offended!&quot;, our children's children's children will just write down their utility functions and use an off-the-shelf algorithm to merge them and compute the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/06\/worlds-collide\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1890"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1894,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions\/1894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}