{"id":1809,"date":"2016-02-22T05:00:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T13:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1809"},"modified":"2016-02-21T17:53:23","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T01:53:23","slug":"scoop-me-out-of-the-bargain-bin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/02\/scoop-me-out-of-the-bargain-bin\/","title":{"rendered":"Scoop Me Out of the Bargain Bin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>If you're on a shoestring budget, look for factory rejects<br \/>You get the greatest models, just with one or two defects<br \/>Take me, I'm bright, hard-working, and will stick for the ride<br \/>Though with emotional stability six sigmas to the side, wo-o-oah<\/p>\n<p>Scoop me out of the bargain bin and let me at the world<br \/>Scoop me out of the bargain bin and I will be your go-to girl<br \/>It's real, I'm such a steal, going for half the normal price<br \/>Scoop me up, I'm a bargain for such high-class merchandise<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you're on a shoestring budget, look for factory rejectsYou get the greatest models, just with one or two defectsTake me, I'm bright, hard-working, and will stick for the rideThough with emotional stability six sigmas to the side, wo-o-oah Scoop &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/02\/scoop-me-out-of-the-bargain-bin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1810,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions\/1810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}