{"id":1741,"date":"2016-01-07T05:00:14","date_gmt":"2016-01-07T13:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1741"},"modified":"2015-12-26T15:50:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-26T23:50:45","slug":"voicemail-greeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/voicemail-greeting\/","title":{"rendered":"Voicemail Greeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(circa 2005)<\/p>\n<p><em>You've reached the voicemail box of Zack M. Davis<br \/>I say that in case this is a wrong number<br \/>And you want to know what his name is<br \/>But he cannot talk to you right now<br \/>No he's got other things to do right now<br \/>So he cannot talk to you, leaving you alone<br \/>But you can leave a message after the tone<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(circa 2005) You've reached the voicemail box of Zack M. DavisI say that in case this is a wrong numberAnd you want to know what his name isBut he cannot talk to you right nowNo he's got other things to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/voicemail-greeting\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1742,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions\/1742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}