{"id":1723,"date":"2015-12-24T05:00:21","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T13:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2015-12-23T23:36:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T07:36:45","slug":"naughty-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2015\/12\/naughty-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(examining a Christmas card and enclosed document, frowning)<\/em> &quot;I think my Uncle Benny is mad at me.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Why?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, every Christmas since me and my brother were kids, instead of getting us toys or cash as gifts, Uncle Benny would give us some kind of financial instrument, like a savings bond or a share of stock in some company. You know, to teach us the value of productive investment over mere consumption.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;And this year?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Commodity options.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;That doesn't s\u2014&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;In coal.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(examining a Christmas card and enclosed document, frowning) &quot;I think my Uncle Benny is mad at me.&quot; &quot;Why?&quot; &quot;Well, every Christmas since me and my brother were kids, instead of getting us toys or cash as gifts, Uncle Benny would &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2015\/12\/naughty-list\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1724,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions\/1724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}