{"id":172,"date":"2012-07-03T05:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=172"},"modified":"2012-07-16T19:40:06","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T02:40:06","slug":"a-knock-knock-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/a-knock-knock-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A \"Knock, Knock\" Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one is a classic that I love to repeat; stop me if you've heard it before. Knock, knock.<\/p>\n<p>\"Who's there?\"<\/p>\n<p>Truly repentant are those.<\/p>\n<p>\"Truly repentant are those who?\"<\/p>\n<p>Truly repentant are those who, when the temptation to sin is repeated, refrain from sinning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is a classic that I love to repeat; stop me if you've heard it before. Knock, knock. \"Who's there?\" Truly repentant are those. \"Truly repentant are those who?\" Truly repentant are those who, when the temptation to sin &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/a-knock-knock-joke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[23,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}