{"id":1576,"date":"2015-05-11T20:44:32","date_gmt":"2015-05-12T03:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2015-05-11T21:01:46","modified_gmt":"2015-05-12T04:01:46","slug":"smalltalk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2015\/05\/smalltalk\/","title":{"rendered":"Smalltalk"},"content":{"rendered":"

(8:5x <\/em>a.m., an office on the someteenth floor of the twenty-somethingth tallest building in San Francisco)<\/em><\/p>\n

"Good morning!"<\/p>\n

"'Morning."<\/p>\n

"How was your weekend? Did you do anything exciting? Maybe you went to a movie, or to the beach\u2014"<\/p>\n

"No\u2014"<\/p>\n

"Or embarked on some heroic endeavor of engineering, the likes of which threaten to upend our understanding of the nature of computation itself?"<\/p>\n

"No, nothing like that," (sighing, resignedly)<\/em> "how was your weekend?"<\/p>\n

(pretending to inspect his or her fingernails)<\/em> "My<\/em> weekend? Oh, nothing special\u2014hung out, did some grocery shopping\u2014"<\/p>\n

"Uh huh."<\/p>\n

"\u2014wrote a compiler<\/a>\u2014"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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