{"id":1569,"date":"2015-04-22T05:00:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T12:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1569"},"modified":"2015-04-22T20:32:41","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T03:32:41","slug":"t-o-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/t-o-p\/","title":{"rendered":"T.O.P."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\"Don't worry, we've got our T.O.P. engineer working on it,\" said the support man on the phone with our most important customer, glancing meaningfully across the open-plan office in my direction; I winced briefly, then spasmed back towards my screen and fumbled with the keyboard, intending to return my attention to the definition of the <code>DeviceAssignmentRuleComponentManagerFactory<\/code>, but somehow fat-fingering <code>C-x C-c<\/code> along the way, every awkward, ungainly movement bearing testimony to the most casual of onlookers that I was Totally Observably Pathetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"Don't worry, we've got our T.O.P. engineer working on it,\" said the support man on the phone with our most important customer, glancing meaningfully across the open-plan office in my direction; I winced briefly, then spasmed back towards my screen &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/t-o-p\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1573,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions\/1573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}