{"id":1446,"date":"2014-08-08T22:26:37","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T05:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1446"},"modified":"2014-08-08T22:26:37","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T05:26:37","slug":"preemptive-low-status-behavior-is-not-always-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2014\/08\/preemptive-low-status-behavior-is-not-always-a-good-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Preemptive Low-Status Behavior Is Not Always a Good Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\"... and in conclusion, please don't hit me with a mastodon bone.\"<\/p>\n<p>\"What? I wasn't planning on hitting you with a mastodon bone. <em>Although<\/em>&mdash;now that you mention it, that <em>does<\/em> sound fun!\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"... and in conclusion, please don't hit me with a mastodon bone.\" \"What? I wasn't planning on hitting you with a mastodon bone. Although&mdash;now that you mention it, that does sound fun!\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}