Beset by nights of torment,
Bent to keep your site performant,
Beneath the moon aloft there then appear
Beautied forms so gallant who
Beseech the gods of Talent to
Bequeath a junior software engineer!<\/p>\n
You need someone specific,
One computer-scientific,
Who can complete the team at [Company Name],
Whose reputation takes repose
In repos replete with code which shows
[They put the other candidates to shame].<\/p>\n
From graph theory to jQuery,
And matters in between,
My code Pythonic, words unironic,
I greet you through this screen
And ask, if just to highlight it,
If you've positions I might fit,
With pretense shed entirely.
I then said, "Hire me."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Beset by nights of torment,Bent to keep your site performant,Beneath the moon aloft there then appearBeautied forms so gallant whoBeseech the gods of Talent toBequeath a junior software engineer! You need someone specific,One computer-scientific,Who can complete the team at [Company … Continue reading