{"id":1277,"date":"2013-12-09T13:29:22","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T21:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2013-12-09T13:29:33","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T21:29:33","slug":"an-unauthorized-use-of-ms-gunnisons-secret-time-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/an-unauthorized-use-of-ms-gunnisons-secret-time-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"An Unauthorized Use of Ms. Gunnison's Secret Time Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gunni told her not to touch it;<br \/>Common sense would say as much in<br \/>Plainer words, for these devices<br \/>Warrant care if not a license,<br \/>Just to view the glowing screen<br \/>Of the forbidden time machine.<\/p>\n<p>It's meant for research that's historical,<br \/>Not for making oneself an oracle,<br \/>Not for giving Voltaire a tease,<br \/>Or climbing up Pangaean trees.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>But Laura had a burden<br \/>In this timeline's normal version,<br \/>So she made her own incursion<br \/>To years the burden had occurred in.<br \/>No one knows just what she did,<br \/>Or how the timeline handled it,<br \/>Or how things were supposed to go<br \/>If Laura had not changed the flow.<\/p>\n<p>And as we gathered in her mansion,<br \/>And I checked my gift poem's scansion,<br \/>I had to wonder why she will not tell<br \/>Why her investments have gone so well,<br \/>Or why all her enemies have come down with<br \/>Fatal but late-to-manifest genetic diseases,<br \/>Like Huntington's chorea.<br \/>I dismissed my concerns and raised my drink<br \/>To sing: Happy birthday\u2014or so we think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gunni told her not to touch it;Common sense would say as much inPlainer words, for these devicesWarrant care if not a license,Just to view the glowing screenOf the forbidden time machine. It's meant for research that's historical,Not for making oneself &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/an-unauthorized-use-of-ms-gunnisons-secret-time-machine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1280,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions\/1280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zackmdavis.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}